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Redrawing borders, one lake at a time

Trump's Map Quest

Buck Thornpen · Cartoon · Aug 31, 2026, 8:00 AM

Political Cartoon: Satirical commentary by Buck Thornpen. Not a factual news report.

As the US and Canada navigate trade tensions, Trump's recent order to rename Lake Ontario has sparked controversy, with many questioning the motivations behind this geographical tweak.

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